A Catholic school has banned vaccinations for cervical cancer from its premises and also too much caffeine can be bad for you. One can of Red Bull may encourage young girls to be promiscuous and Catholicism can cause panic attacks and nausea.
The Chief Medical Officer at the Department of Health made the following statement during his fag (cigarette) break: "I was raised a Catholic and I am fine, but then again, I can't go too near taffeta or I start to melt."
A spokesman for the Vatican made the following statement during his fag (?) break: "I was raised by wolves and now I am fine. Boys will be boys, although some will be priests like me but girls will never be priests, unless they drink too much caffeine in which case anything can happen. I have to go now, I can hear howling."
No comments:
Post a Comment