Snap election

Gordon Brown is a massive crocodile from Scotland. Estimated to be at least 6 metres (20 ft) in length and weighing around 1 ton he is the largest crocodile ever seen in Downing Street. Based on his size, Gordon Brown is estimated to be about 50 years old. He is also the current chief necromancer of England, a small floaty island where human beans and children live in harmony and houses. Gordon Brown is a firm believer in oldy worldy labour values and a notorious man-eater. Gordon Brown is sometimes critized in the media for being a dour-face and not smiling but he is simply trying not to scare people with his giant gnashers. Gordon Brown is a keen swimmer and was most recently sighted in January in the Serpentine lake in Hyde Park where he was having a picnic with Ed Balls, a large, mostly plant-eating mammal also with big teeth.