Dear Croydon, I was delighted to hear on the news that the french President intends to move Croydon to Paris. I have been to Paris before and it was nice but i do remember saying to myself "if only it could be a bit more like Croydon". I am a big fan of supremely gorgeous with dodgy moustache singer PETER SARSTEDT and in particular his famous song, "Where do you go to (my lovely)?" In the song, he says that you live in a fancy apartment off the Boulevard Saint-Michel, which is a place in Paris. This may well be true but the fact is we all know that Peter now lives very happily with his wife (Jill, GSOH RSVP) in Croydon, which is you. I am CONVINCED that Mr Sarkozy was listening to this song when he was making his plans for a new, improved Paris. It is surely not a coincidence. What do you think about this and good luck with your exciting gallic move!
Cher Paris,
Mon Dieu, je reve debout! C'est pas possible, have you ever actually been to Croydon?
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