Suppose yourself to be invisible? Take a long, hard look in the mirror. If you have no reflection, you are probably suffering from a vitamin D deficiency and you could do with a holiday in the sun. Why not try Camber sands, or if you don't like rocks however broken down, then maybe Camberwell is more up your street. If you live in Denmark Hill, then it really will be.
There is plenty of wildlife and vegetation to see in Camberwell: the weever fish lives on the lush, verdant, green, Camberwell Green. When the 176 bus goes past, it buries itself in the earth. It has a ridge of sharp spikes across its back. If you tread on one when whistling, the spikes will give you a nasty sting. If you do get stung, you will need to stop whistling immediately and eat a dime bar.
There are currently no vacancies at the Camberwell Maritime and Coastguard Agency.
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