Today Gordon Brown was introduced to and then by his wife in Manchester! He wore a suit and made a speech befitting any self-respecting Prime Minister worth his salt in weight.
Mr Brown said he would improve Britain for young people and old people, brazenly implying that he would charge middle-aged people an extra $10 a head for ham and DVDs. Now, I'm no madcap Tory bean but there is simply no justification for this. Whatever next?! Hidden taxes on facial expressions? Smile? I nearly played the blues.
Mr Brown also admitted he had made mistakes in his time. It is common knowledge that he beeped when he should have bopped but do we all know that he once got his laundry mixed up with a famous Danish football player and as a result Denmark lost a match they really should have won although they were impeccably turned out?
Gordon's wife, Sarah, is quoted as saying, "Gordon Bleu! That's all I can say..."
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