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Monday, 22 September 2008

Funny money

One in 50 pound coins could be fake according to a Royal Mint. This startling revelation has sparked widespread speculation over what else could be fake. A spokesman said, "I'm fake too, don't believe a word I say about anything, including potholes."

An old lady with a nose for counterfeitery believes she saw a fake bus today and refused to get on it. "I saw it coming a mile off", she said. "It looked just like a real bus but when it got closer, I could tell there was something not quite right about it. Then when the door opened and I looked inside, my hunch was confirmed: the driver was fake as well. In the end, I walked for over 6 hours to the post office, but I'd sooner do that than be seen dead on a fake bus."

How to spot a fake coin:

Check the Queen's head.

How to spot a fake Queen:

Check her husband, if he is grinning inanely whilst being mildly xenophobic, she is probably real.

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