Broccoli, a member of the brassica family along with cauliflower and turnips, is through to the final of the US Open and will face defending champion, Roger Federer. Federer has said he is quite nervous about playing Broccoli as it is unpredictable and very fast around the court. Broccoli has not reached a Grand Slam final before now but did really well at school, particularly in home economics.
A recent study has revealed that Andy Murray is really good for you and may help prevent cancer. Murray goes well with lemon juice and can be added to a soup. Murray likes to be kept in a fridge and eaten within 2 days.
In other news, Chris "Northern" Rock has announced a record loss of £585m and made 1,300 staff redundant. In a statement, he said "Αθλιες χαρακτηρίζει ο ομογενής συγγραφέας και δημοσιογράφος Χάρης Νικολαϊδης τις συνθήκες που επικρατούν στο κρατητήριό του, στην [...] mum, let go of my pizza you don't know who you're messing with."
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