Dear Museum of the Rockies,
I would very much like to work for you in the capacity of Director of Paleontology and/or Artist in residence. I understand that you have no vacancies at the moment but when you hear what I have to offer, then I am sure you will be able to fit me in:
(1) The other day I exhumed a really big egg from my back garden and decided that it belonged to a new kind of dinosaur which hadn't been named yet. I called it Gerryosaurus.
(2) The very next day I did a really good painting of Gerryosaurus and called it Gerryosaurus.
This is my experience so far and I intend to build on it at the Museum of the Rockies. Perhaps if you don't have any room for new staff, I could share an office with your current Curator of Paleontology, John "Jack" Horner, I expect he spends most of his time away from the middle of the room thus leaving it free for me.
Yours truly,
Gerry
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