Tennis Elbow

Jill: How’s Phil?
Jackie: Oh, he’s all right. You know Phil
Jill: Yeah, I know Phil.
Jackie: He says he’s got tennis elbow.
Jill: Tennis elbow, what’s that then?
Jackie: It’s what you get when you play tennis.
Jill: I didn’t know Phil played tennis.
Jackie: He doesn’t. He’s never played tennis in his life.
Jill: Oh, so how’d he get tennis elbow then?
Jackie: I don’t know, he says he went to the doctor’s and the doctor said he’s got tennis elbow.
Jill: Is there a cure for it?
Jackie: He’s not allowed to play tennis six weeks.
Jill: That shouldn’t be too hard.
Jackie: Not for Phil, no.
Jill: It’s funny isn’t it?
Jackie: Do you want to know what I think?
Jill: What?
Jackie: I reckon he might be having an affair.
Jill: What, Phil?
Jackie: Yeah, Phil.
Jill: With a tennis player?
Jackie: Yeah, a tennis player. You know Phil.
Jill: Yeah, I know Phil.
Jackie: How’s Brian?
Jill: Oh, Brian’s all right. You know Brian.
Jackie: Yeah, I know Brian.
Jill: He says he’s got Athlete’s foot but apart from that he’s fine.