Ego Death and Sensible Shoes

Today I experienced what I can only describe as an out of body mystical transcendental ego-killing experience. I thought to myself: what is this self I am thinking to? If I am not myself then who or what is I? I was suddenly detached from my own self in the most exhilarating, liberating way and all my anxieties and insecurities vanished. Then I went to Clark's and bought some sensible shoes - not for myself but for my feet.