Frederick Goodge awoke with aplomb. No, make that a plumb. Yes, recently he had taken to going to bed with pieces of fruit the night before in order to avail himself of a tasty, wholesome breakfast without having to get out of bed.
He bit into his plumb and drew back the curtain. It was pouring with rain but as far as Fred was concerned, it was just a drizzle. Boy was he in good mood today! His spirits hadn't been so high since the last day of high school, when Fred finished 6th in the 70 metre dash, beating his personal best by actually finishing the race and then going to the local wetherspoons with his friend Archie Hoodwinkle for a burger and a pint of beer for under a pound.
Fred finished his plumb, leapt out of bed and landed in his clothes, which had been laid out the night before to save time. He decided he wouldn't shower today as it was raining (albeit only a drizzle, perhaps a splash at the sink?) and he had several (4) things to do, which is a lot for Fred as his typical day entails only 1 or 2 things at the most.
the 4 things Fred had to do:
1. shave
2. buy some milk
3. fill in an online form to do with N.I contributions
4. go and see some jazz
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