The Chief of Police has allegedly arrested himself for attempting to steal his own alter ego. He was spotted outside his home in the early hours of this morning in a gruesome self-reflexive tussle which ended in a bloody nose and a mini identity crisis. The Chief of Police took himself to the nearest police station and questioned himself on his whereabouts, his motives and what he thought about Kant. The Chief of Police has come under fire lately over the way he dealt with several high profile incidents including the shooting of an innocent man and the drawing of a naked penguin.
"It is most likely that the Chief of Police will now step down," said his step aerobics instructor, Bruce from Balham. "This is traditionally the next move, and I don't see any reason why this should be different."
The Chief of Police has since apologised for the inappropriate picture of the penguin. It was supposed to be a nun.
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