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Mynydd Graig Goch in Snowdonia is now a mountain! It was a hill but now it is a mountain. It turns out it is a little bit bigger than it was (first thought). Rather like my Antipodean uncle Louis Derriere. For years we thought he was a dwarf. But one day he trod on a jelly fish and suddenly stood up straight. He was spontaneously measured by more than 7,000 satellites and the Ordnance Survey deemed him a man.