Yuval and Dolores had arranged their very first date on the evening that the lockdown came into effect, and so, like the rest of the world, they decided to meet online instead. The date went well; Yuval made Dolores think and Dolores made Yuval laugh, which was remarkable considering that Yuval had lost his sense of humour in a joking accident at the age of 17.
At the end of the rendez-vous, Yuval leaned into his screen to kiss Dolores, prompting Dolores to react by slamming her laptop shut, screaming "how dare you! not on a first date, what sort of woman do you take me for? we may be in the middle of a pandemic but that's no excuse for wanton debauchery!"
"Ow" cried Yuval, holding his nose, "that hurt!" I knew Zoom had security issues but this is ridiculous!"
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