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Saturday, 22 September 2012

Pistols

Why must pistols always be at dawn?
I am not a morning person
For the love of a woman
I'll go to bed
But not lose my head
It's simply not my idea of fun
And besides I don't even have a gun
(I mean why would I?!)
So if it's all the same to you
I'll not risk my life
You can keep my wife
I'll not die
Or eat lead
When I can lie in
and eat bread

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