Arnold Cramp woke up sweating and screaming in
the middle of the night after a terrible dream about the Vietnam War. In the
morning he woke up and decided to join the army.
At the recruitment office when asked why he wanted to join Arnold said he had watched Apocalypse Now just before going to bed and now he wanted to go to Vietnam.
At the recruitment office when asked why he wanted to join Arnold said he had watched Apocalypse Now just before going to bed and now he wanted to go to Vietnam.
He was enrolled on the spot; no-one seemed to notice or care that the war in question had finished over 40 years ago and Arnold Cramp was clearly out of his mind.
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