A poem from Napoleon Bonaparte to his lover Mademoiselle Georges the beautiful French actress

In all of Europe
From Iceland to the Caspian Sea
Which some people actually consider to be
not a sea but a really big lake
Being as it is an enclosed body of water
You are the most beautiful young woman
For obvious reasons I’m so glad you’re not my daughter

Tennis Elbow

Jill: How’s Phil?
Jackie: Oh, he’s all right. You know Phil
Jill: Yeah, I know Phil.
Jackie: He says he’s got tennis elbow.
Jill: Tennis elbow, what’s that then?
Jackie: It’s what you get when you play tennis.
Jill: I didn’t know Phil played tennis.
Jackie: He doesn’t. He’s never played tennis in his life.
Jill: Oh, so how’d he get tennis elbow then?
Jackie: I don’t know, he says he went to the doctor’s and the doctor said he’s got tennis elbow.
Jill: Is there a cure for it?
Jackie: He’s not allowed to play tennis six weeks.
Jill: That shouldn’t be too hard.
Jackie: Not for Phil, no.
Jill: It’s funny isn’t it?
Jackie: Do you want to know what I think?
Jill: What?
Jackie: I reckon he might be having an affair.
Jill: What, Phil?
Jackie: Yeah, Phil.
Jill: With a tennis player?
Jackie: Yeah, a tennis player. You know Phil.
Jill: Yeah, I know Phil.
Jackie: How’s Brian?
Jill: Oh, Brian’s all right. You know Brian.
Jackie: Yeah, I know Brian.
Jill: He says he’s got Athlete’s foot but apart from that he’s fine.