You live under a regime
Life is tough (under a regime)
Shitty escalators (that only go down) and broken lamps
Elections are rigged
Shoes are banned
You vote with your feet
Those ridiculous Ugg Boots
You wear all year round
Your feet must be boiling
But they're just so comfy!
Life goes on
But change will come
Every dog has his day
There's a rota you see
For example
Monday 12th January English Cocker Spaniel
Wednesday 19th August Norwegian Elkhound
Friday 25th December aka Christmas Day Beagle
And so on
Except the Hawaiian Poi Dog
Which is now extinct
Boo suck tyranny
Long live democracy!
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