The FBI is actually a front for the hat-making industry! reveals savvy undercover reporter for Hello! Magazine.
"It's obvious when you think about it" said Janet Carbunkle, freelance journalist and avid amateur milliner. "The trouble is most people don't think about it".
"It's like there's an elephant in the room, and the elephant is wearing a big fancy hat as if it were going to Royal Ascot but no-one wants to talk about it. I'm saying it's OK to talk about it. Say Hello! to the elephant in the living room, and you'll be surprised just how friendly it is. Who knows - you might even end up in the bedroom together!"
Janet is currently seeking psychiatric help and is not allowed within 5 miles of an animal, dead or alive. She has also been banned from wearing any sort of hat, except for a crash helmet.
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