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Saturday, 30 June 2012

44 The joke


"Did you hear the one about the millionaire who gave away all his money and became a Franciscan Monk?"

No.”

“Well, because Franciscans belong to a Mendicant Order of Monks they actually rely on the kindness and generosity of others.”

“Is that it?”

“Yes.”

“You don’t understand jokes, do you?”

“Not really, no.”

Saturday, 23 June 2012

#19 the M25



Frankie honestly never thought she'd end up working in a toll booth on the M25 
- but she did.
And because Frankie used to be a man, 
she told an awful lot of people everyday 
that she was now much happier 
being a woman.

Thursday, 21 June 2012

Gerry Howell: Glorious Invention! Edinburgh Press Release


 GERRY HOWELL: GLORIOUS INVENTION!


Gerry Howell / PBH’s Free Fringe

WINNER FRINGE GURU EDITOR’S CHOICE AWARD BRIGHTON 2012  

& BUXTON FRINGE BEST INDIVIDUAL COMEDY SHOW 2010


Award-winning comedian Gerry Howell returns to the Edinburgh Fringe with his much anticipated new stand-up / storytelling show, Gerry Howell: Glorious Invention!

 

Smart, surreal, very funny… *****” - Fringe Guru, Brighton Fringe 2012


Welcome to the wonderful, befuddling world of award-winning comedian Gerry Howell. Gerry's performances lie somewhere between Mr Fantastic and the mysterious encyclopedia of Uqbar. His imagination casts itself far and wide as he recounts his early years growing up in a post office or his experiences playing chess with pandas. He can tell you how Shakespeare was born in an ostrich egg, or about dressing up as an anagram for an evening out. 

“Often likened to a young Eddie Izzard [Gerry Howell] possesses a wonderfully befuddled stream of consciousness” - The Guardian

Whilst his mind flings itself from one delicious idea to another, you may find his body cankering around the stage like a loose nugget of popping corn, or crawling up the wall like a wild spider. Tread carefully and keep your ears to the ground...

**** ThreeWeeks - Edinburgh Festival 2011 

If you haven't seen Gerry before, expect the unexpected, if you have – ditto. The greatest pleasure is the pleasure of anticipation. So that's something to look forward to. Parrot Fashion Accessories: Gerry is expecting you.

"Surreal Rambling Brilliance" -TimeOut

Time: 4.15pm
Venue: Bannerman’s, 55 Niddry Street, Edinburgh, EH1 1LG
Dates:  5 – 24 August (not Saturdays)  
Tickets: Free / Non ticketed

For further information please contact Gerry Howell: howell.gerry@gmail.com or 07729985831

www.freefringe.org.uk                                                        www.gerryhowell.co.uk

“Lexicography is no laughing matter” – Oxford Theatre Review
                    

Religion


“Is it true you can only move diagonally?" said the actress to the bishop.

Monday, 18 June 2012

Tradition




Felicity wanted a traditional wedding
so she couldn’t believe her luck
when she was kidnapped
and forced to marry
a man she didn’t
know.